Little Bit Pregnant

I have never understood the term “little bit pregnant”.  At least, I didn’t understand it until I became a little bit pregnant! Now, you may be thinking what I always thought: you are either pregnant or you’re not! 

Well, I am pregnant, but I’m not very far along. I only show this…

  
…instead of the basketball that will eventually adorn my body.  I look like I’m carrying around some extra cookies instead of an extra little human.  

I am only three months into this adventure. So for now I remain a little bit pregnant.